For decades Hazie Coogan has tended to the outsized needs of Katherine āMiss Kathieā Kenton, veteran of multiple marriages, career comebacks, and cosmetic surgeries. But danger arrives with gentleman caller Webster Carlton Westward III,
who worms his way into Miss Kathieās heartāand boudoir. Soon, Hazie discovers that this bounder has already written a celebrity memoir foretelling Miss Kathieās death in an upcoming musical extravaganza. As the body count mounts, Hazie
must execute a plan to save Katherine Kenton for her fans and for posterity.